The Old School Lunch

[Good idea, bad idea: Month left of health insurance and wisdom teeth “ready but you don’t have to get them out right now, it’s your choice” to come out? Why not!]

X: “Hmm, this is a pretty old-school kind of medicine”

Y: (With Kanye West cheeks) “Muh duntiisssss iss rully oll”

X: “Oh.

[Worst advice ever from the dental assistant: “Since you’re numb right now, you can eat whatever you want as soon as you get home because after that, you’re not going to be able to eat anything solid for a while.” My failed attempt at trying to eat a sandwich hurt like a motherfucker, thank you very much.]