The Old School Lunch

For the past week, a good friend cousin of mine has been over for his summer break. From his time here, these are some of the highlights of what he has told me:

-He had no clean socks to bring when he flew over here. He’s behind on laundry so he came without any socks whatsoever. And by whatsoever I mean he wasn’t wearing socks with the shoes he had on at the time.
-His apartment has about 5 bags of garbage that need to be thrown out. He didn’t do this before he left for Seattle.
-He wants to move to Vancouver to be closer to the Washington area.
-He’s tired of the racism on the east coast.
-He wants to buy a portable DVD player (two of them actually) to watch on airplanes instead of paying the 5 dollars to watch the onflight movies.
-He orders almost all the food he eats. He’ll call the local Chinese joint by his apartment at 10pm, right before they’re about to close, and then he’ll order. The Chinese joint has asked that he call earlier.
-He decided to get braces because his newfound dentist brother-in-law, wanted to test out doing braces on someone and offered to do so for free as “an experiment.”
-When he’s stressed out, he watches Scarface. Particularly during finals, he watches this film over and over.