The Old School Lunch

[DNF = Did not finish. DNA = Did not attempt to watch. Ratings: Out of a possible best four **** stars.]

[Disclaimer. Yes, I realize I rent some stupid shit. Employee of the Month? Aeon Flux? What?]

[UPDATE: Disclaimer #2: Yes, Christina, I do seriously rent some awful movies. I know.]

Nobody’s Life - A drama of absurdity but pretty good.
30 Days: Season 1: Disc 2 - Spurlock has good intentions, but so many of the episodes are problematic. At one point, he says “The Costa is one of the most notoriously gay cities in America.” Notoriously?
Monster - Brutal. Absolutely brutal. ****
30 Days: Season 1: Disc 1 - Nickel and Dimed.
Speak - I posted about this a few days ago.
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not - DNF
Shooter - Not bad.
The Treatment - **
Dark Angel: Season 1: Disc 1 - I watched several episodes when it was on TV but I saw about 3 minutes of the first episode and had to turn it off.
Drugstore Cowboy - ****
Shanghai Kiss - Saw this on AngryAsianMan. **
Escape from L.A. - **
Grindhouse: Death Proof - I saw this first at the theater and it was hilarious when right as the one character is about to do the lapdance, there’s a “film error of lost footage” to which the audience erupted in laughter. They added the lapdance scene in the DVD, however.
Spider-Man 3 - The infamous “emo” spidey.
Kickin It Old Skool - *
Mouth to Mouth - DNA.
Notes on a Scandal - ****
Weeds: Season 2: Disc 2 - I’ve wrote about this series before a bit. Overall good, funny but some issues here and there.
Weeds: Season 2: Disc 1
Weeds: Season 1: Disc 2
28 Weeks Later - There is one scene in this movie that I will always just fast-forward every time but otherwise i’m a big fan of this franchise.
Transformers - In all ways this is an American fourth of July sort of movie. And by that I mean sexist and racist.
The Corporation - The “Animatrix” voice narration was funny. But great documentary.
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 3: Disc 3 - DNF. Sandra Oh and that Meredith character are the two single most annoying personalities on TV.
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 3: Disc 4
Heroes: Season 1: Disc 6 - Season two is all over the place.
Heroes: Season 1: Disc 7
But I’m a Cheerleader - ****
Heroes: Season 1: Disc 5
Weeds: Season 1: Disc 1
Heroes: Season 1: Disc 4
Heroes: Season 1: Disc 3
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 3: Disc 2
Heroes: Season 1: Disc 2
Click - I broke my “No Adam Sandler/Jim Carey movies” rule and actually rented it. ***
Gilmore Girls: Season 6: Disc 6 - Hands down the funniest show i’ve seen. ****
Heroes: Season 1: Disc 1
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 3: Disc 1
This Film Is Not Yet Rated - Kevin Smith saves the day. A must see.
Gilmore Girls: Season 6: Disc 5
Running Scared - Surprisingly good. From what I remember.
Avenue Montaigne - DNF.
Gilmore Girls: Season 6: Disc 4
300 - Where to start?
Gilmore Girls: Season 6: Disc 3
Pan’s Labyrinth - DNA.
Gilmore Girls: Season 6: Disc 2
Gilmore Girls: Season 6: Disc 1
Gilmore Girls: Season 5: Disc 6
Gilmore Girls: Season 5: Disc 5
Gilmore Girls: Season 5: Disc 3
Gilmore Girls: Season 5: Disc 4
Me and You and Everyone We Know - ****
Y Tu Mama Tambien - Ebert had a good point about this movie and the MPAA.
Gilmore Girls: Season 5: Disc 2
Gilmore Girls: Season 5: Disc 1
Gilmore Girls: Season 4: Disc 6
Gilmore Girls: Season 4: Disc 4
Gilmore Girls: Season 4: Disc 5
Kingpin - Bill Murray at his best.
Gilmore Girls: Season 4: Disc 3
Gilmore Girls: Season 4: Disc 2
Thank You for Smoking - ***
Million Dollar Baby - Got all the praise for a reason, I see.
Jesus Camp - ****
Gilmore Girls: Season 4: Disc 1
Gilmore Girls: Season 3: Disc 6
11:14 - I had to think for a while what this movie was. OK now I remember. *
Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price - ****
Gilmore Girls: Season 3: Disc 5
Gilmore Girls: Season 3: Disc 4
Gilmore Girls: Season 3: Disc 3
Devil’s Playground - ***
Maxed Out - ***
Gilmore Girls: Season 3: Disc 2
An Inconvenient Truth - One of the only people to see it for the first time on DVD.
Gilmore Girls: Season 3: Disc 1
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 2: Disc 3
Gilmore Girls: Season 2: Disc 2
Gilmore Girls: Season 2: Disc 3
Gilmore Girls: Season 2: Disc 1
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 2: Disc 2
Gilmore Girls: Season 1: Disc 5
Gilmore Girls: Season 1: Disc 6
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 2: Disc 1
The Fountain - This would be amazing to see in IMAX. Amazing.
Blood Diamond - ***
Gilmore Girls: Season 1: Disc 3
Gilmore Girls: Season 1: Disc 4
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 1: Disc 2
Fifty Pills -
Gilmore Girls: Season 1: Disc 2
Batman Beyond: Season 1: Disc 1
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 1: Disc 1
Gilmore Girls: Season 1: Disc 1
Half Nelson - ****
Crime and Punishment in Suburbia - Don’t really remember. Bad sign probably.
Employee of the Month - **
Confetti - ***
Elektra - *
Dave Chappelle’s Block Party - ****
10 Items or Less - Glad to see films like this still being made.
Kissing Jessica Stein - Annoying characters.
Fast Food Nation - This is what Super Size Me had the potential to be. ****
Cake - Don’t remember.
Hard Candy - Brutal. But good.
The Prestige - ****
Red Planet - ***
Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman - **
Ghosts of Mars - Ebert gave it a good review. *
Harsh Times - Christian Bale is out of his goddamn mind.
Blade: Trinity - Not bad!
The Departed - ***
Rocky Balboa - Mason “The Line” Dixon. Right.
Ghost World - ****
13 Going on 30 - This movie single handedly brought back the Thriller dance at weddings.
Flags of Our Fathers - I seriously don’t remember renting this so I was surprised to see this on the rental history.
The Quiet - Brutal. **
Jarhead - ***
The Descent - **
Aeon Flux - DNF.
Everything Is Illuminated - **