Are your parents home?
[For once, people thinking that i’m still in high school comes in handy]
Wow. A guy just rang the doorbell and asked if my parents were home. When I said they weren’t and proceeded to close the door, he replied (with the saddest of tones), “Oh, OK, we’re just trying to do a fundraiser, that’s all.” It’s Christmas Eve and you’re trying to doing this for a fundraiser my big fat eye.